AreyouaTRUEgolfnut?|你是真的高尔夫狂人吗？
2015/09/26 00:00:00
[size=1em]Does golf mean more to you than just a “silly game with a little white ball”? Do you constantly have a tee in your pocket? When you go to buy a new vehicle do you measure the back space to see if your clubs can fit without removing your driver from the bag. If so, you could be a bona-fide golf nut. Take our “highly un-scientific” quiz and see just how “mad keen” you really are.
高尔夫对于你而言是否不仅仅是一场“关于一颗小白球的愚蠢游戏”？你是否会经常在裤子的口袋里发现一个发球tee？当你购买新车的时候你是否会丈量汽车的后备箱是否足够大可以横着放下你的整套球杆而不需要将一号木单独抽出来放。如果以上问题你的答案都是肯定的，那么你很有可能是个不折不扣的高尔夫狂人。小编特此为大家准备了一份“高度伪科学”的狂人测试题，快来看看你对高尔夫的痴迷程度吧。
1. When you grab the morning newspaper , you 当你早晨看报纸的时候：
Roll it up, grip it like a 5-iron, and swiftly practice a follow-through. (2 points)
你会把报纸卷起来，像握一支五号铁一样，顺便试挥几下练习收杆。（2分）
Wonder why you are wasting time reading the paper when there is certainly time for a quick 9 holes. (2 points)你在想为什有时间要浪费在读报纸上面而不是打一场快的9洞高尔夫。（2分）
Have already played 18 holes. (5 points)你已经打完了一场18洞。（5分）
“你没看出来我现在很忙没时间和你谈话吗？”
2.Your wardrobe is 你的衣橱里：50%-60% golf-related clothing. (5 points)百分之五十到六十的衣服和高尔夫有关。（5分）
70%-80% golf-related clothing. (10 points)百分之七十到八十的衣服和高尔夫有关。（10分）
Wait – you mean there are OTHER types of clothing? (30 points)等等...你是说还有除高尔夫以外别的类型的衣服吗?（30分）
3.Score 1 point for each of the following 以下每个问题与你的想法一致则各得1分：
If you’ve ever seriously injured yourself, and your first thought was how your golf game would be affected. (1 point)如果你不小心把自己弄伤了，你第一时间想到的是这个伤可能会影响到你打高尔夫球。(1分）
Your last 3 Birthday/Christmas day want to receive something related to golf. (1 point)你过去的三个生日或圣诞节希望收到和高尔夫相关的礼物。(1分）
If you’ve ever gotten up before sunrise to play a round of golf.(1 point)你曾经在天还没有亮就起床去打高尔夫。(1分）
If you’ve given human names to any of your golf clubs.(1point)你曾经给你的一支球杆取过人类的名字。(1分）
You get burned by the sun and you’re proud of it.(1 point)因为打高尔夫你晒伤了，然而你却引以为豪。(1分）
You often make small practice swings in your office.(1 point)你经常在你的办公室小幅度的练习挥杆。(1分）
You have ever organised a golf tournament.(1 point)你曾经组织过高尔夫球比赛。(1分）
You have golf book or magazine on your bookshelf in the office and at home.(1 point)在你的办公室和家里的书架上摆放有关于高尔夫的书籍和杂志。(1分）
You wake up every morning telling your wife it's a golf day knowing she doesn't give a rats.(1 point)早上起来你兴高采烈地告诉你老婆你今天去打高尔夫虽然知道她其实并不感兴趣。(1分）
“当我说想要来一轮...人家真的指的不是打高尔夫！”
4. You have ever played 你曾经打过：Mini golf (1 point)迷你高尔夫（1分）
Desktop golf (3 points)高尔夫电脑游戏（3分）
Night golf (3 points)夜场高尔夫（3分）
Golf in heavy rain (5 points)大雨中打高尔夫（5分）
Golf in 40+ degree [size=1em]heat (10 points)酷热的高温天气打高尔夫（10分）5. You know about the golf news 你对高尔夫新闻非常关注：
Rory Mcllroy and Jordan Speith confirmed their participation in the HSBC Championship this year in Shanghai.(3 points)麦克罗伊和乔丹斯皮斯已经确认参赛今年在上海举办的汇丰冠军赛[size=1em]（3分）
Jason Day is the current world NO.1 (3 points)简森戴伊是目前高尔夫排名世界第一的球员。（3分）
The President Cup will be played in South Korea this year in October. (3 points )
今年总统杯将于10月份在韩国举办。（3分）
“告诉人事部我需要招一个能帮助我提高推杆技术的人”
6. Final 10 points 最后10分You took the time to read this and finished all the question. ( 10 points )你花了这么长的时间阅读并完成了全部的问题。（10分）
Now tell us how did you score?亲你得了多少分？[size=1em]
If you scored between 50 to 100 you show a good potential to become a golf nut. For those who got over 100 points, congratulations! You are definitely a TRUE golf nut !
如果你的得分在50至100分之间那么证明你是成为高尔夫狂人的潜力股。对于那些总得分高于100分以上的朋友，恭喜你！你是不折不扣的高尔夫狂人！
[size=1em]Share your score and funny golf nuts story with your friends and us. We wish every member and golf nut have a good holiday, enjoy golfing and we look forward to seeing you all at the club.
跟你的朋友和我们分享你的高尔夫狂人指数以及高尔夫趣事吧。我们祝愿所有会员和高尔夫狂人们节日快乐，尽情享受高尔夫带来的乐趣，我们期待在球会见到您。
高尔夫对于你而言是否不仅仅是一场“关于一颗小白球的愚蠢游戏”？你是否会经常在裤子的口袋里发现一个发球tee？当你购买新车的时候你是否会丈量汽车的后备箱是否足够大可以横着放下你的整套球杆而不需要将一号木单独抽出来放。如果以上问题你的答案都是肯定的，那么你很有可能是个不折不扣的高尔夫狂人。小编特此为大家准备了一份“高度伪科学”的狂人测试题，快来看看你对高尔夫的痴迷程度吧。
1. When you grab the morning newspaper , you 当你早晨看报纸的时候：
Roll it up, grip it like a 5-iron, and swiftly practice a follow-through. (2 points)
你会把报纸卷起来，像握一支五号铁一样，顺便试挥几下练习收杆。（2分）
Wonder why you are wasting time reading the paper when there is certainly time for a quick 9 holes. (2 points)你在想为什有时间要浪费在读报纸上面而不是打一场快的9洞高尔夫。（2分）
Have already played 18 holes. (5 points)你已经打完了一场18洞。（5分）
“你没看出来我现在很忙没时间和你谈话吗？”
2.Your wardrobe is 你的衣橱里：50%-60% golf-related clothing. (5 points)百分之五十到六十的衣服和高尔夫有关。（5分）
70%-80% golf-related clothing. (10 points)百分之七十到八十的衣服和高尔夫有关。（10分）
Wait – you mean there are OTHER types of clothing? (30 points)等等...你是说还有除高尔夫以外别的类型的衣服吗?（30分）
3.Score 1 point for each of the following 以下每个问题与你的想法一致则各得1分：
If you’ve ever seriously injured yourself, and your first thought was how your golf game would be affected. (1 point)如果你不小心把自己弄伤了，你第一时间想到的是这个伤可能会影响到你打高尔夫球。(1分）
Your last 3 Birthday/Christmas day want to receive something related to golf. (1 point)你过去的三个生日或圣诞节希望收到和高尔夫相关的礼物。(1分）
If you’ve ever gotten up before sunrise to play a round of golf.(1 point)你曾经在天还没有亮就起床去打高尔夫。(1分）
If you’ve given human names to any of your golf clubs.(1point)你曾经给你的一支球杆取过人类的名字。(1分）
You get burned by the sun and you’re proud of it.(1 point)因为打高尔夫你晒伤了，然而你却引以为豪。(1分）
You often make small practice swings in your office.(1 point)你经常在你的办公室小幅度的练习挥杆。(1分）
You have ever organised a golf tournament.(1 point)你曾经组织过高尔夫球比赛。(1分）
You have golf book or magazine on your bookshelf in the office and at home.(1 point)在你的办公室和家里的书架上摆放有关于高尔夫的书籍和杂志。(1分）
You wake up every morning telling your wife it's a golf day knowing she doesn't give a rats.(1 point)早上起来你兴高采烈地告诉你老婆你今天去打高尔夫虽然知道她其实并不感兴趣。(1分）
“当我说想要来一轮...人家真的指的不是打高尔夫！”
4. You have ever played 你曾经打过：Mini golf (1 point)迷你高尔夫（1分）
Desktop golf (3 points)高尔夫电脑游戏（3分）
Night golf (3 points)夜场高尔夫（3分）
Golf in heavy rain (5 points)大雨中打高尔夫（5分）
Golf in 40+ degree [size=1em]heat (10 points)酷热的高温天气打高尔夫（10分）5. You know about the golf news 你对高尔夫新闻非常关注：
Rory Mcllroy and Jordan Speith confirmed their participation in the HSBC Championship this year in Shanghai.(3 points)麦克罗伊和乔丹斯皮斯已经确认参赛今年在上海举办的汇丰冠军赛[size=1em]（3分）
Jason Day is the current world NO.1 (3 points)简森戴伊是目前高尔夫排名世界第一的球员。（3分）
The President Cup will be played in South Korea this year in October. (3 points )
今年总统杯将于10月份在韩国举办。（3分）
“告诉人事部我需要招一个能帮助我提高推杆技术的人”
6. Final 10 points 最后10分You took the time to read this and finished all the question. ( 10 points )你花了这么长的时间阅读并完成了全部的问题。（10分）
Now tell us how did you score?亲你得了多少分？[size=1em]
If you scored between 50 to 100 you show a good potential to become a golf nut. For those who got over 100 points, congratulations! You are definitely a TRUE golf nut !
如果你的得分在50至100分之间那么证明你是成为高尔夫狂人的潜力股。对于那些总得分高于100分以上的朋友，恭喜你！你是不折不扣的高尔夫狂人！
[size=1em]Share your score and funny golf nuts story with your friends and us. We wish every member and golf nut have a good holiday, enjoy golfing and we look forward to seeing you all at the club.
跟你的朋友和我们分享你的高尔夫狂人指数以及高尔夫趣事吧。我们祝愿所有会员和高尔夫狂人们节日快乐，尽情享受高尔夫带来的乐趣，我们期待在球会见到您。
